Calgon take me away!

I think I will tell you about my ass-backward town every chance I get! Here’s a doozie….
Some dumbass robbed a house by kicking the front door in. Then, he proceeded to steal a half gallon of Ten High whiskey and some jewelry. Yep, that’s it! The entire loot was worth about $800 bucks. Not only was the whiskey cheap, that must have been some crappy bling-bling. I bet he was hauling ass on his big wheel. What should the punishment be for a redneck crime like that? House arrest with Martha Stewart? (that was for my homie DirtyB)


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