Grosser than gross!

Today is a much better day! I thought since several people seemed to be entertained by my nasty townsfolk, I would tell you about the nastiest married couple we have here. They are the Boyers….and yes I have no problem saying there name….please hunt them down. So here’s the image. The wife is all of 400 pounds, short dirty blonde hair (I don’t mean the color), wears glasses that are about 3 inches thick, cusses like a sailor (in public) and has the one tooth of the family ( her most attractive feature). Now I don’t want you to think I make fun of anybody. I love people and only the truly evil ones get my stamp of approval to trash about. The husband is about 4 inches shorter than his wife and only 200 pounds. He wears the same glasses (they must share). His hair looks permanently wind blown with chunks of unmentionable stuff in it. My first experience with this couple was back in my lifeguarding days. I taught swimming lessons and they enrolled their kids because it was cheap and they thought they could get a free swim out of it. Yes, this couple re-produced…. 3 very fucked up kids. They only had 2 at that time and both had severe ADHD….of course. I ended up asking the parents to go sit on a lounger away from my area and to stay out of the pool. It wasn’t a bathtub for goodness sake! I might add that they fondled all over each other when they came to the pool (in clothes, not suits). I asked them to leave several times…they don’t like me…hhmmm. Anyway, recently I found out that they moved one of her relatives into their shack with them so they could all have sex together. It’s the sickest thing ever. My stomach still turns to this day. Then, I found out that they had gone months without water service. Fuck that! Those kids need more than that. I called the health department and the kids were gone in a matter of hours. They are now in foster homes and are in school with clean clothes and a more stable environment. I really felt like I was nosing where I shouldn’t, but when it comes to kid’s welfare if we don’t all help out, they may never have a chance at happiness! The Boyers still have no water service and don’t bathe, but seem to be perfectly happy without their children. I just want to walk up and bitch slap both of them when I see them, but instead they get the “you disgust me you filthy trash” look instead.