Are You Shy??
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right for everyone.Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind
posted by Tumbleweed | 1/20/2006
10 Comments:
I once tried to run over my boyfriend with my car when I was drinking Tequila. So yes, it definitely eliminates the shyness factor. It also brought out the homicidal maniac.
i used a similiar product called "18 beezos" that made me to lazy to pull out, and have in turn, knocked up my wife. again
brooke: that's one of the coolest things I have learned about you.
I'm a lightweight piece of shit myself. I can only do tequila in a margarita.
There's a song sung by Bobby Bare that has the chorus: "Pour me another tequila, sheila." It's awesome.
Hey...I can't do tequila! But i've learned that shyness goes away with a bit of vodka as well.
Elizabeth Dole can do 12 Tequila shots and still go looking for Bob Dole. Please send Bob Dole home if you see him.
Brooke: That is a great story, thanks! He probably deserved it.
P-man: Pervert!
Damn scumbag, how many kids do you have that way?
Jiggs: I don't do tekillya anymore...bad experience.
April: Yes, vodka is nice and rum too!
Mrs. Dole: The last time I drank 12 tequila shots,I was home by 10:30 and puking in the tub with 2 people holding my hair.(I should post that story sometime.)
The last time I saw Bob, he was hanging out at Van's. He's probbly hiding out with Jiggs by now, that's sure trouble!
A good bottle of Riesling and some shots of Southern comfort will do the same thing for me, Things I never thought I would do in a million year :)
DB: I didn't know there were things you guys wouldn't do!:)
well it is probably too late for the virginity thing, but make sure im there next time you play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister (with or without tekillya)
and i guess if all i could get was erotic lustfulness, i wouldn't complain too much.
Ugh. I kissed a 15 year old boy when I was 25 while drinking Tequila. I don't drink it anymore.
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