What a Blow Hole
I am going to be totally lame and I am sorry, but I am so busy. All you get today from me is a joke I found entertaining. She is a whale after my own heart.A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female:
"Let's both swim under the ship and blow out our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
This they tried, and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.Soon; however, the whales realized the sailors were swimming to the safety of the shore.
Enraged, the male whale told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look!" she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to
swallow the seamen!"
posted by Tumbleweed | 1/16/2006
13 Comments:
Awesome. I love blowjob jokes.
This is an EXCELLENT joke. I love the goofy ones. Love them.
Thank you.
ahahahahah I didn't even see it ...coming. ;-)
bent over for jesus and bill the apostle
what about your good old friend satan
cmon baby
Brooke: Yes, they are the best! :)
Monkey: Thanks sweetie!
Milky: Gotcha!
Satan: How come I only see you when I sin, you should come around more often!
if i only came around here when you sinned i would be here all the time
thats what i like about you
now i have to head over and milk the milkmaid
be back soon
Zone: I'm really good at pool, are you gonna cry if I beat ya?
P-man: There's my new military bo, wondered when you would show up!
Satan: You're right, you better just hang around, I'm likey to start sinning at anytime. BTW, pleasuring myself isn't a sin is it?
Here's another joke along the same lines:
what's long and hard and full of semen?
A penis!
Just kidding, the real answer is a submarine. Unfortunately, having to write the joke out disambiguates the punchline.
Very good!
i dont get it!!
Thanks LeeAnn
Lou Reed: I like sticks...come over here and drive that baby!
Shit Larry, we got to get you out more often!
Naval: Only if you actually hum!
cute!!! but not as cute as those lips . . . . umm, i digress . .
he hee hee
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