Post-partum Christmas
I think we should have some fun and tell each other what our worst and best Christmas presents were. My Christmas was a bit bass akward this year. The best present I got was from my ex husband. Yea, blew my mind too. Not sure what he was thinking, but damn who cares. He got me a new Palm E2. It’s not top of the line, but I love it.
Now, the worst present came from my mother. If you knew her, you would be shocked. She is the uppity one in the family who is way too serious about too many things. So, to get a book was not surprising, but the book I got was hilarious. I almost thought she had discovered my blog, then I remembered she can barely e-mail. In her defense, she did get me a leather jacket too, but where’s the fun in talking about that!Well, I'm swamped at work, so this is it! Happy New Year!
posted by Tumbleweed | 12/27/2005
14 Comments:
Best gift - a back massager and gift cards
worst gift - those weird bath balls that dissolve when you put them in the tub...buy me a bottle of mr. bubble and i'd be happy!
Come on my slutty friend, are you sure that was a massager for your back? Mr. Bubble is the king!!
my best present was a kick in the balls and my worst present was the second kick in the balls. some people just over do a good thing and it wrecks it.
best present was my digital camera,
worst present was a lack of having my boyfriend here.
oh no let me ammend that, worst present was the jiffy pop my brother got me
Merkley: Maybe next year you could get Santa to take off his boots first.
Kitty: Sad about your boyfriend and even more sad about the Jiffy pop. They still make those? I like the bags you can nuke, until you leave them in too long and then your whole house smells like shit for a week!
We all better get to see those great pics you take with your new camera.
worst - socks (a dozen)
best - christmas morning sex
just found your blog. i really enjoyed. and there is nothing like that christmas morning sex to get things in the proper spirit
DirtyB: Maybe getting 2 watches is a hint! I'm just glad I have places to go.
Badandy: Morning sex is the best, congrats! You do know what you can use those socks for don't you?
Larry: Thanks! Did you get morning sex for Christmas?
B - Why not regift one of those watches my way? Did Your spawn get that iPod from Grandma?
I did get some christmas nucky.
i can think of a few - but give me your thoughts on the subject - enquiring minds want to know . . .
DirtyB: You leave my mom alone you big perv, she is too good for you!
Nick: If his spawn got an ipod, I am calling SRS!
Larry: Good for you, so did I. Don't tell!!
Badandy: Socks puppets mister, what were you thinking?
You know my family so well!
Hey, will you be single by February? It totally rocks!
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