Like a kid in a candy store!

I met Nick this weekend! I thought an opener like that would be amusing since I posted a picture of a vibrator. Nick, Dirty Martini, Hott Bitch and I sat around at Old Chicago for a while and had a few drinks. It was pretty damn entertaining I might add. Nick is quite the crack up. I was hoping he would stay longer and party with us, but he had just gotten off work and it was late. Nick if you read this, let’s party longer next time!! I didn’t get to see Amazing Anon, but hopefully next time I make the trip she will be available.

I’m sure you are wondering what that picture is for. Well, it was a fairly eventful weekend. I decided I am not going to do the single whore thing …yet, so my friend and I went to the toy store and did a little shopping. The man behind the counter was quite knowledgeable (on a scary level) about the items he had for sale. After spending a while making jokes and checking everything out, I settled on the “Ultra Rabbit Vibrator”. I think every woman should own one!
The following is the description:
Yes, we're talking about a vibrator! With its non-specific shape and silver control handle, the Ultra is different from other dual-actions from the start. Made of clear purple jelly that warms easily to your body temperature, the shaft not only has rotating beads for intense internal sensation, but a wide rotation arc that moves clockwise and counter-clockwise -- not to mention a larger, bulbous head for deep G-Spot stimulation. The clitoral stimulator is quite powerful, even on the lowest setting, so this is probably not the vibe for beginners or the more sensitive women out there! Operation is easier than it looks: the buttons on top are for turning the unit on and off and changing the direction of the shaft rotation, while the dials on the bottom control the speed of shaft rotation and vibration on the clitoral stimulator. All this in an ergonomic handle to ensure comfort.
Oh, we also went to the Cinema! That was a scary experience I wouldn’t recommend. This was not your average run of the mill theatre. It is pitch black, dirty, uncomfortable and the only other women that actually go are hookers. The porn wasn’t even good. The screen was out of focus and they were playing classical music to the cheesy 80’s screwing. I sure hope we didn’t throw off the rhythm the pervs were getting into with our giggling. We even got to listen to 2 gay men who met up in the back, that was hilarious! It was pretty crazy, but still exciting trying something new!
Afterward, we drank 6 bottles of Champagne with a couple other friends and went out in the city drunk and crazy. I made it home safe and sound and plan on going back real soon!