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I spent the first portion of my life growing up in the same place and just when I was matured and settled, a big gust of wind set me on a course to new unpredictable adventures. I have no idea what my path will be and how many things I will run into, but the ride is sure fun!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

I got a tan!

Seriously, I think that was the only thing I accomplished this weekend. Okay, I did get a lot of cleaning done, but where is the fun in that? I really enjoyed having 3.5 days off, but of course it wasn't nearly enough. My to do list for the weekend was as follows:
1. Get a tan
2. Get drunk
3. Get laid
I only did #1, is that depressing? YES! Although I didn't even try at the other two. I think my priorities are all outta wack! I will be making up for it next weekend! I did swim a lot and had fun with my girls, so I guess that's all that matters. I am still half asleep. I hope you all had a fun weekend. What did ya do??

18 Comments:

Blogger Sonya said...

Well now that you got a tan you will look even better when getting laid. LOL!

Tue May 30, 09:08:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I counted my toes. Twice.

Drank a bottle, won $500, errr lesseeee...

Saw a movie.
ummm. drank some more.
ummmmmm. went to the cemetary.
ummmmmmmm. worked in the yard...

Jesus I can't remember half the shit I did this weekend...

WHAT?!?!? You didn't get laid?

Tue May 30, 09:35:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ummm I accomplished two out of the three and could of done the other but wasn't in the mood I'll let you guess. Hehe
Glad you had a good weekend we did too!
~B

Tue May 30, 01:07:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i did #2 on your list.

Tue May 30, 01:36:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

emma: Hopefully I can tell you about what I can't remember next weekend! Yours sounds like a very enjoyable one! $500....YAYYY!

sal: DIY Wed.???

pyro: So, how many times did you...."stop bye"?

db: I am going to guess Tan and Sex!!

anna: I am going to guess that you got to do everything on my to-do list....bitch!;)

Tue May 30, 02:00:00 PM CDT  
Blogger AWE said...

HNT should be colorful this week.

Tue May 30, 02:01:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohh you know me too well!! hehe right on
~B

Tue May 30, 02:19:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

awe: I will try!

db: Well, I figure if I was getting screwed all the time like you do, I wouldn't need to be drunk! he he

Tue May 30, 02:25:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

pyro: You're nasty....you fit in well here!

sal: Still don't know what it stands for....must be the blonde!

Tue May 30, 03:39:00 PM CDT  
Blogger SignGurl said...

I did all three!!! Woohoo!!!!

Tue May 30, 03:56:00 PM CDT  
Blogger yournamehere said...

I drank and ate grilled burgers. No tan, no sex. Typical weekend except for the grilled burgers part.

Tue May 30, 05:44:00 PM CDT  
Blogger jiggs said...

barbeque and work. that's all I did.

Tue May 30, 08:00:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's see, for me, no tan, no drinking, and no sex. This past weekend sucked, but then again it wasn't about me, was it.

After seeing your collage on your last post, I can't figure out how YOU weren't able to get laid. What the hell is wrong with people out there?

Tue May 30, 08:02:00 PM CDT  
Blogger mgc said...

i did nothing fun. thought about my freedom and that is about it.

Tue May 30, 08:23:00 PM CDT  
Blogger jamwall said...

in a darkend room who cares about the tan!

Wed May 31, 12:13:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

sign: You suck....I mean rock!

pyro: Just use a sock.

Todd: Grilled burgers.....yum! Call me next time....maybe we can both get our list done!

Jiggs: Work? What the hell??

shaun: That's so sweet. Oh, I could get laid anytime, but I prefer my men to have all their teeth and bathe....just picky like that!

mgc: Freedom huh? That's a good thought!!

jams: We really think alike....I better get some counseling!

Wed May 31, 08:45:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Thank you Sug!!!

Wed May 31, 09:42:00 AM CDT  
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