Glad it wasn't me!

I have a funny work story to tell!
One of my co-workers(Terry) lives outside of town and has a big golden retriever. He let the dog out to use the restroom as usual, but when she came back in she smelled horrible. She had a run-in with a skunk! The dog proceeded to rub herself all over the carpet and the walls trying to remedy the situation. Terry got her into the garage and went to the internet to figure out what to do. He found several home products including tomato juice that was supposed to work. Terry’s wife called the vet to see if they had any ideas….and sure enough they did. They told her that tomato juice was only a temporary fix. She called Terry on the phone and was laughing so hard she could barely talk. The Vet had told her to use douche. DOUCHE? That is fucking hilarious! Now, Terry and his wife are quite religious and proper, so for her to say douche must have been a laugh in itself. On top of that, she had to be seen at Wal-mart in our small town buying enough douche to cover a big hairy mutt. Something shity like that is always happening to me, so to hear that story just made my day and I had to pass it on. Happy week everyone!