Tagged, but not in the ass!
I'm gonna do it because I don't have time to tell you about my weekend until later. Slutbag and Farmboy are the 2 so far that have tagged me. Here are my 8 things I would look for in a perfect man:
1: funny
2: not funny looking
3: witty & smart
4: horny
5: Likes to give as well as recieve
6: genuinely sweet without being a big sissy
7: knows how to respect women and treat them as an equal
8: just add "in bed" to all of those
If you match my profile, then you are tagged, but you have to let me know! Have a wonderful week!
1: funny
2: not funny looking
3: witty & smart
4: horny
5: Likes to give as well as recieve
6: genuinely sweet without being a big sissy
7: knows how to respect women and treat them as an equal
8: just add "in bed" to all of those
If you match my profile, then you are tagged, but you have to let me know! Have a wonderful week!
11 Comments:
dang! you had me spot on til you mentioned not funny looking!
my loss im sure
Those are all good ones Tumble! ahaha
Bill: Crap, I forgot to mention "not gay" in my list didn't I?
Andy, that is so sad! You will still keep visiting me won't you?
LeeAnn: There were so many more I could have listed, but I figure the more I put, the less likely they will match any human man!
I'm all of those things you want, but unfortunately, also funny looking. Damn.
"all those in bed".
I have this problem in which I take things too literally.
of course i will - but do i have to wear the paper bag every time?
Todd, your the second guy I lost based on the funny lookin thing, maybe I am being to picky.
Jiggs, how is that a problem?
Andy, we can always turn off the lights, everyone looks good in the dark!
We could always drink until I'm not funny looking. How's your tolerance?
move me somewhere else on yer stalker list. we do not wish to be listed by van.
im all those and a bag of chips hahahahahaha
lb butt, you're in the majority of men.
Todd: Let's just say I am not a cheap date. You would go broke in Vegas getting me drunk. We could always start early, you would be pretty hot by midnight!
Scumbag: Yes sir...sorry about that!
Larry, when you ditch Sue, you give me a call!
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