Weed's Wednesday Review

Since I am a product whore, I have decided to start a consumer review, thanks to Nowhere Girl. The review today is going to be a negative one. This crap sucks!! Here’s my story…
My idiot ex stayed the night last Saturday because it was his weekend with the kids and I was going out partying and watching strippers. Anyway, when he went to bed he left the backdoor open. When I got home half the house was hot and half was cold (he doesn’t pay the bill, what does he care, dumbass! Bitter?…yes). Needless to say, I was not happy, but I held my tongue until morning time. Anyway, come to find out 2 days later, a stray cat came into the house and found a good hiding spot and I didn’t discover him until Monday morning. I walked into my living room and could smell shit. I asked the dog if she shit on the carpet and she told me no. I look to my left and there sat a HUGE beat-up male cat. I was like “what the fuck are you doing here”? He actually came over to me and rubbed on my leg, YUK! I made him go outside and then had to start the clean up process. I cleaned up the shit and then proceeded to find places the cat pissed on the carpet. I used Urine Gone thinking that would do the trick. I came home at lunch time to a house that smelled like musky male cats pee and I was furious, I am totally anal about how my house smells. To top it off, while I was eating my lunch, my cat(only1!) walked over and pissed right on top of where I had cleaned, so much for killing the smell. I had to use another brand of pet stain remover and hire a carpet cleaner to get everything taken care of. Good thing I only have one carpeted room. I guess I will be getting new carpet with my tax return money, what a waste!