Another week?

Good morning kids! I should be back full force this week with nothing constructive or informational to say as usual.
I am so tired from the weekend, it really took it out of me. I went to Manhattan and took pictures of a huge wedding. It was emotionally tiresome and I am glad it is over. I have been shooting weddings for about 8 years and it never ceases to amaze me how much money people waste on the damn things! Do you realize a year of planning is over in 2 hours? Go elope on a fucking beach people. Your family and friends don't really give a shit if they really see you get married. If your parents freak, take them with you and get them tanked, they will get over it.
Do you realize that the only thing you are left with after a wedding is the pictures? Why would you ask Uncle George who has the only camera in the family to shoot your wedding? You just spent $2,000 dollars on a dress, pay for a good photographer you dumb ass! So, that is my humble advice for you stupid....excuse me, nieve people thinking about getting married.
The great thing about the wedding I just shoot was the fact it was not in my town. The couple paid for my travel and put me up in a nice motel. I took a friend and we made it a party weekend. Can't go wrong there! There was even a shuttle that took us to the party spot. It was fun, but damn it takes me longer to recover from drinking than it used to. Back in the day I would get up, take a shit and an asprin and I would be good to go. Now I have to wait until about noon before I can get it all out. That sucks when you are on the road driving! On a happy note, my co-ed ball starts tonight....yippee....men, beer and balls, can't beat that!