Catchin' up!

I am quite the lazy blogger lately, I'm sorry. I don't know that it is going to get better for a little while but I will try and keep up. I may just go around and see what you all have been up to instead of posting for a couple days after this.
On Friday I had a big write up about Thursday because it was such a fun night, but now it's old news so I will just talk about what a weird Saturday night I had. I totally over did it and of course made an ass outta myself, but at least not until the end of the night. I went out with my friend Beth, who is the same girl I took to Manhattan to shoot the wedding with me. We started at 8pm, which I knew was a bad idea, but there was a block party to go to and food was being served. When we got there it was packed already and there were about 10 coolers full of free beer and pop, plus a bartender and free alcohol. Beth was the DD, so game on. The worst thing was the fact that when I stopped drinking beer and switched to Rum, it was dark and the bartender could not see how much she was pouring.....it kicked my ass! The crowd was strange for me since I am used to hanging out with 25ish year old softball players. This was a more elite crowd, with our doctors, dentists, a chiropractor, and several contractors (didn't know any one else) in it. Those guys sure don't hold back when they have something to say. One dentist made some perverted comment about loving the scent of a woman and noticed when I walked by. WFT is that supposed to mean....that he liked my perfume or knew I was on the rag....weirdo. I was ready to get out of there by 11pm so we headed to my friends bar and she made me a Long Island Ice tea....with too much tequila (ouch). That was mistake #2. After I downed that we went to our so called country bar in town. This is where Beth's older friends hang out. I started playing pool and must have been coherent enough to play because I won the first 2 games and got free drinks out of the deal....stupid! I lost the last 2 and still got drinks, but I was done for the night. Actually that is all I remember, my friend filled me in on the rest. She said I sat down at the table with the 7 of them and was totally entertaining cracking all kinds of sex jokes (geez!). She said she had no idea I was that gone or she would have cut me off. Here is the part that sucks! I don't remember her taking me home, but I do remember a 5am trip to worship the porcelain god. ugh! I thought I lost my phone, so I spent the day without it and went out to the bar with the owner to look for it. Apparently, I put it on silent instead of vibrate/ring. It was stuck between the wall and the bed at home. I will not be taking my phone out with me again and I will also be slowing it down quite a bit after the canoe trip. I should really grow up...sheesh.