Weed Wednesday Review
A couple Saturdays ago I was going through my usual cleaning routine and sat down to take a break. I flipped on the T.V. and there was Christie Brinkley telling me how much I was tired of trying to get to the gym and then having to go from machine to machine to hit all the muscle groups. Boy was she right (how did she know?). So, I sat there and listened for a while because I knew that nobody had told her what to say and that it all must be true. Anyway, I watched her work-out on the total gym for a while and it looked so easy. THEN, in walked Chuck Norris (he’s the man!). He told me he had used the Total Gym for years and that was the only thing he used to work out on. Cha-ching, I’m sold! I have actually not bought anything from an infommercial before, but I have wanted something at home that I can work out on that does not take up much space. I called the number and the sales guy gave me a “great deal”, after I told him I didn’t want to pay the first price he quoted me. I know I am the only one he has ever sold the Total Gym to at that price, because I’m special. Well, I wait the 2 weeks and sure enough it shows up at my doorstep. I open the box and the thing is fully assembled (sweet!). I know I am making this a big joke, but seriously this machine is way cool. Of course it will take me a month to figure out the whole pulley system and attachments, but they did send me 4 videos, a wall chart and a flip book, so I am bound to figure it out eventually. I only have 30 days to see if I like it, but I already threw away the box (idiot). So far, my 7 year old has used it twice as much as I have, but I will get there!!
20 Comments:
Mr: So you're saying he's gay? no way!
Sounds like your brain is going to get a work out as well, with all that reading and figuring out how things work :)
We bought an ellipitical machine last year and I think my kids use it more than me too :)(because I feel like I'm going to die everytime I get on it) Oh well it comes in handy for hanging my robe on before I climb into bed. LOL
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We decided last year we just had to buy a treadmill. So far I have dusted it more times than I have even thought about using it. LOL!
db: I put mine in the living room so it is an ugly eyesore that I can't avoid. Trying to use some psycholoy on myself.
Kid: Okay you totally got me thinking about how I could convert it into a sex machine....I have an idea...
Sonya: I hear dat. My treadmill is in the garage. I will sell it cheap if anyone wants to stop by and pick it up!!
sal: That's the plan baby!
I like to watch those exercise infomercials while eating nachos.
Let me know if you like it. I've been thinking about getting one.
i have one. it is a great workout and yes it can be a fun sex toy with a little creativity.
start out with it in the lowest position. at first you think it is not much of a workout, but it will catch up with you.
i do like the idea of watching infomercials while eating nachos. sounds like a winning plan to me!
awe: yum nachos....now I'm hungry!
jj: fur sure, fur sure!
mgc: Now you tell me. I put it on #2 and gave my arms a work-out Sunday and I still hurt. Oh, I can be creative!!
You go girl...Woohoo!
I have been doing about an hour on the treadmill, then about 80 crunches every day. Sometimes I throw in a little time on the bike as well.
Keep it up! :)
You are way more motivated than I am. I can't wait to see your results. Do you think one of these could get rid of my ass shelf?
LeeAnn: Holy shit you are gonna be totally buff in no time! Yayyyyy for you!
Sign: lol at the ass shelf. Have not heard that. I even have one! That could be worked into a great pick-up line.
you will have to let us know how that goes!
"Sign: lol at the ass shelf. Have not heard that. I even have one! That could be worked into a great pick-up line."
that is funny - "hey can i decorate your (ass)shelf?"
"since, i am already back here, may use this (ass)shelf for lunch?"
the more i think about it, the funnier it gets, but my wife said i was being rude and to appologize for making fun. she said "besides have you looked at your stomach, dumbass!"
sorry.
trust norris. norris won't lead you astray.
are you sure you need to work out . they say perfection is hard to fix.
kitty: No problem, I just hope I am not embarassed by the results.
mgc: You better not have been making fun of your wife!
I am going to invite someone to eat off my ass shelf the next chance I get, that one is great!
Jiggsy: I agree. I would trust you to not lead me astray, but for some reason I get the feeling you would think it was funny to.
Larry: Great line....you're on your game tonight aren't you?
I might lead you astray, but not so far as to make it bad. But it would at least be memorable.
I like memorable!!
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