What do you want to know?
I am stealing an idea from my friend Todd. He has many more readers than I do, but it was fun to read the questions and comments he got. If my 5 readers and their 20 other personalities don't stop by today, I will try it again another day. So, here's the deal...you can ask me questions about myself or whatever (I am great at giving advice) and I will answer them honestly unless they become way to uncomfortable....then I will probably make shit up. Anyway, it could be interesting. Happy Hump day!!
18 Comments:
where do babies come from?
The stork....that was an easy one!
Ok I'm dying to know is that you in the picture that shows up in your comments thing? I love that picture. Its very sexy but also makes you look like you are thinking about something.
~B
PS. I'm thinking of a harder question too... be back later
grand wiz: Put oxyclean in a bottle and add hot water and then soak the area and let it sit for a few minutes, then wash. If it does not work, use a clorox bleach pen! If the sheets are completely bloody, buy red dye.
db: Yes that is the real me and I am thinking about whether it is a really stupid idea or not. Just like I always am when I post. :)
My friend Em is doing this too. I love the idea. Okay, here is my question. What is your story? Single? Have you ever been married? Kids, how many and how old? Pets? State? Occupation? Etc.
Wow, that's is so sweet that you 2 asked personal questions. I guess here is my bio....
I was married for 8 years to a self-centered, sexist, ass with many issues stemming from his fucked up childhood. We just could not get along and I got tired of being controlled, so I finally got divorced. It was only final about 6 months ago. He lives an hour from me and we get along pretty damn good now.
I have 2 wonderful daughters that are 11 and 7.
I have the coolest dog ever and one cat(not by choice).
I live in Kansas(stop laughing), not even the good part like Anna...I live in the middle.
I am a Graphic Designer.
I would have to say my favorite position is one in which I can see what he is doing with his mouth down below...or doggie style....or..damn, now I'm horny!
Tumble - sounds like you were married to my ex husband. LMAO!
Postions? That was a good question. LOL!
Holy shit...I forgot to use the 1 question rule...I'm an idiot!
Here we go:
no, what is a gag reflex? Ain't happenin here!
Everything is totally real...for now anyway.
The white guy.
Garth got it a long time ago....where have you been? Sha-wing.
Hell, what's love?
Eminem? He's a dumbass...duh.
I think Calzone has been reincarnated, just look around closely.
No, Baster will never be able to afford it, maybe we should start a fundraiser for him.
Let's Get Physical...for sure!
Yes, you are a real(horny) boy
They won't get to Boston....have you ever tried humping on a train while it is moving? It's a bitch to keep your balance!
I sure hope I saved the best for last, because if I have had the best I'm gonna get, I totally got jipped!
You are an artist baby and we are always in constant emotional turmoil....either that or you need to get fucked to death!
I heard that the stork flies into the window and has sex with the mother. Then the mother gives birth nine months later.
would you ever marry again or just hang out?
hey Jiggs, that's really close to what I heard too! What's weird about that is the fact that my window was closed both times. Is he magic like Santa? What's sex?
mgc: Yes, I think I would marry again. I am a very monogamous person and I know what to look for in the right man! :)
Sal: I am not the whole package that is for sure, but I can kiss damn it and it will be hot. Everyone is good at something. Have you noticed the lips?
how tall are you?
and yes the comment picture is damn hot! nice tease.
would you move to indiana if the right person came along?
Which is more sense-i-tive, your neck or your ears?
sal: cool, making someone faint would be awesome...I have only achieved woozie so far.
mgc: I am 5'10"....definitely not a dainty thing! and Thanks!
farmboy: If I met the right person, I just might move anywhere...but I am not easy.
KC: Probably my neck...then to my ears, then my lips, then back to my neck on your way down.
"KC: Probably my neck...then to my ears, then my lips, then back to my neck on your way down."
On my way down, circles with my tongue or gentle pulling and massaging with my lips?
KC: You're naughty!
oh, to answer that....all of it!
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