Deranged
I was IMing my best bud Lisa this morning and she was trying to take some pics for her first HNT next week. I will tell you that she is very hard on herself....always...and it's not justified either...she's adorable! She started describing to me what she looked like in the pics she was getting....so I drew a picture of what was in my head. Now, just so you know, I am running on 2 hours of sleep, so the pictures in my head are silly!! Her description is as follows: " I look like I have a lazy eye....I have lots of lipstick on and look deranged.....my nose is big....my hair is in a pony tail and I am wearing a pink flamingo shirt.....yes, I said pink flamingo". Now I am not sure what is hip in clothing in SC, but I would not be caught dead wearing a pink shirt with little birds on it here! I am so glad she has a blog....making fun of real life friends is so entertaining....to me anyway!
Scumbag was feeling left out, so I thought I would draw the picture I had in my head of him. Genious went fishin with no sunscreen. He probably looks like he is sluffing by now!
posted by Tumbleweed | 6/16/2006
16 Comments:
police are looking for a deranged woman with a lazy eye, large nose, with a generous amount of lipstick with her hair in a ponytail. she was last seen wearing a pink flamingo shirt.
do not attempt to approach her, she is deranged and is known to blogland as a "sketchy character."
Damn Jams, that's a good one! I wish I would have thought of it....would have been a much funnier post.
Sal:lol, she could never piss me off....but if she upset me....I probably wouldn't talk about her at all....then she would be sad.
LOL that is some good artwork!! can't wait to see what she really looks like.
Definately NO to the pink and birds hehe.
~B
db: It's a good thing she has a great sense of humor and puts up with my crap!
scum: I am gonna draw you now!
insane in the membrane
LOL................. that's exactly what I felt like I looked like. But where was my vodka?
I love it!!!!!!!!!!
Also,
I think you hit it right with Scums picture. Absolutley what I see in my mind.
jiggs: he he, true dat!
Lisa: Hey, you said nothing about a vodka damn it! Details!
What were you drinking?
I told you to draw me with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cig in the other. Ya know, snow bird white trash. Lot's of perfume, pink flamingos, hairspray, melting makeup and vodka over ice.
Wait,
That's what my regulars look like at the bar.
Yuck!
"Honey, don't forget the twist"
A lazy eye? And she didn't post it?
I'm disappointed. Maybe even depressed. Now I'm gonna have to eat.
Nobody likes their pics. Ever. It's like a law or something. Tell her send them to me, freefallingfriday@yahoo.com
I'll hook her up.
Really. She can trust me. You can all trust me. Ok. Everybody, send me your head shots.
Wait a minute. Is that Lisa right above me?
GeezLOOeeze. We WISH we looked that good.
Still, send me your head. It'll be good. Honest. Ask weed. She knows me. Never bails me outa jail but, she knows me.
PS. Why thee hell isn't my blog linked here?
I tried to link it myself over where it says link me. But it only lets me link you, weed.
sniff. sniff. sniff. That's ok. I'm sure it was an oversight. sniff.
Thank you Crabcake! that's sweet.
Weed, you just wait! I'll get something on you. Although, all my pictures are back home so I can't dig up any real good ones. But, I'm searching. That will be my mission tomorrow! LOL
yo what up crabby!
LMAO~ T-Weed Babe, if those pics in your head turn into voices that are commanding you to do evil things..let me know...I'll be happy to come to Kansas and commit you~!
Outta love of course!!
Hugs!
andi
okay, that's cool, but where's the nudity?
scum: That's so sweet!
anna: I be such a good drawer!
pearl: Thanks!
Lisa: Damn it, I forgot your cancer stick and I even knew that one. I will try harder next time. I might even make it real professional looking!
crabby: I'm so glad ou are here! I am going to link you right now. I thought you were hiding from your son....my bad!!
Lisa: I hope you have some good ones....I have more of you!
andi: They talk to me...but have not talked me into anything evil yet. I must resist...shut up...I'm talking...no I won't do it....get outta my head! I still want you to come to Kansas!!
Jams: I will draw her boobies next time. Aren't your telephoto shots of me good enough for you? Am I not good enough for you? Don't make me pull the blinds!
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