Is is Friday yet?

I tell ya, if people weren’t so amusing, I would be bored outta my mind! I had a great, fun filled weekend….and only because I was entertained by others. I was asked to play in a memorial softball tourney by a girl I went to High School with that owns the local adult video shop. So, of course our team name was the name of her store (Fantasy Island…HA)….how could I pass that up? Then, to make it even better, I found out there were 2 other guys I went to school with on the team….who are big drinkers (just part of going to my High School). Anyway, our team pretty much sucked, because it takes more than 4 good players to beat competitive level teams. We had fun anyway since the guys were smashed and I was felling pretty happy myself by the second game. I swear I do better with a buzz….I think it’s the being relaxed part of it. Every time we were up to bat the guys would start yelling “Go porn shack”, it was a hoot. We were done playing by 3 in the afternoon and ended up staying there until 10 that night drinking in the parking lot and making several appearances at other games to scream obnoxiously at friends that were playing. Okay, to keep this short, the 2 most amusing things people did of the evening were the lap dance I got from the drunkest guy on our team. He took his pants down in the parking lot….crazy! He also had to inform me what a stud he was and point out the girls he had screwed or could screw if he wanted. That is always a big turn on for me….don’t know about the rest of you ladies! *sarcasm* The other amusing person was the girlfriend of my other old classmate. He told us she got grossed out real easy….but I had no idea how bad. People like that crack me up, since nothing bothers me. We started passing around some bottles of Boones someone brought and every time it got to her she would wipe it off real good before taking a drink. On the third pass to her, her boyfriend said “cut it out and just drink the pubic hair”. I thought it was funny, but she started gagging….that made it hilarious. She never threw up, but gagged for like 5 minutes. As soon as she was done, somebody would pop off with something else. I started feeling sorry for her, but couldn’t help laughing….I mean damn, why hang around people like us? She ended up leaving early. But hey, don’t feel sorry for her, she was being a bitch to her boyfriend(before the remark) and was mad cuz she was sure all the women were after him. Please! Don’t women like that drive you crazy? I feel like I haven’t been home in ages, so I think I am going to hire a maid to get me caught up. No, I’m not loaded, we just have non-English speaking women that clean houses for dirt cheap around here.