TMI Tuesday
I had a great weekend....what about you? Since this is my journal, it's about me, so I will go first! I headed out of town against my better judgment cuz the roads were crappy....but I didn't want a night alone with BOB. I had a double date with my new man Dom and my friend Liz and her boy Chris. We were going to do a movie and all that usual date shit, but since it was nasty outside, we went to Chris’s and played poker and drank beer. Chris and Dom live in the same building (convenient)! After we got tired of cards and we had a good buzz going, Liz pulled out Nina Hartley’s instructional porn on female ejaculation. It was the funniest shit ever! My gut still hurts from laughing so hard. We just slipped in a lot of our own dialogue and laughed when Nina would taste the girls squirting and say “It’s not pee”. It was fucking hilarious!! I stayed as long as I could on Sunday and we got along great. He is one of the sexiest guys I have dated in a long time. I might try and keep him around. He has only been divorced for under a year, so I doubt we will go very far…..but I think what I can get out of it will be worth the experience!!
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I will try to remember that!!
It's not pee!
The last time I said that I was 4 and I had just wet the bed.
Actually, that's not true. I wet the bed yesterday.
Carl: Not really and no.
Jiggs: They have pull-ups in your size.....just sayin.
I haven't seen that particular video... but I've seen similar ones. That's some odd shit right there. Your version sounds more hysterical than the oddly disturbing version I saw. When Scummy's done with it, can I rent it next?
Haha :)
En: maybe I could just show scummy how it is done....kinda like Nina did. "Class is now in session....take your cock out of your hand or you will get smacked with a ruler"!
Sullen: I am betting you don't need any refreshing!!
only video I saw this weekend was Spiderman 2!!!!!
its not jizz...its totally pee.
waygon: Were ya been cowboy??
BV: Damn...that's a good one!
Jams: Is not.
Tumble,
Been out on the range, raslin' cattle, puttin' up new fencin' around the ol' 40, you know, doing cowboyin' stuff
Yeah Yeah Yeah they all say 'Its Not Pee'
After.....the fact!
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