Where am I??
This place seems strange....but familiar somehow. I have been in a fog of work and it's time to clear the air. I miss everyone so much. Let's get back in touch....okay, I just want you to touch me, but either way touching is always good!
I will give you the shortest and least detailed version of what I have been up to that I can. You know how long winded I can be.
So, I did get a new car….YAYY! I got a silver, 2006 PT Cruiser Limited with a moon roof. Okay, so the guys are laughing and the girls are saying “how cute”. It doesn’t matter, I am going to detail that bitch until the guys cum at the sight of her. I also got a hot man in the meantime….but who knows how long that will last. He already wants a commitment after a few weeks….please! My 1 year anniversary of being divorced is in just a few short days. Do you really think I want to start that all over again? I also missed my 1 year blogging anniversary last month, so Happy late anniversary Blogger…..I got you nothing….deal with it!
Let’s see….I quit drinking (for this week) cuz I went out last Saturday night and started at a toy party, then male strippers, then a bar and then puking at home, it’s blurry in between. I should not have started at 6pm with rum and no supper…..idiot! Side note: Strippers were fucking hot!!! That’s rare in these parts. Usually they are short and gross. Anyway, I’m shutting up now so I can visit everybody and see what ya’ll have been up to. Merry Christmas!!
I will give you the shortest and least detailed version of what I have been up to that I can. You know how long winded I can be.
So, I did get a new car….YAYY! I got a silver, 2006 PT Cruiser Limited with a moon roof. Okay, so the guys are laughing and the girls are saying “how cute”. It doesn’t matter, I am going to detail that bitch until the guys cum at the sight of her. I also got a hot man in the meantime….but who knows how long that will last. He already wants a commitment after a few weeks….please! My 1 year anniversary of being divorced is in just a few short days. Do you really think I want to start that all over again? I also missed my 1 year blogging anniversary last month, so Happy late anniversary Blogger…..I got you nothing….deal with it!
Let’s see….I quit drinking (for this week) cuz I went out last Saturday night and started at a toy party, then male strippers, then a bar and then puking at home, it’s blurry in between. I should not have started at 6pm with rum and no supper…..idiot! Side note: Strippers were fucking hot!!! That’s rare in these parts. Usually they are short and gross. Anyway, I’m shutting up now so I can visit everybody and see what ya’ll have been up to. Merry Christmas!!
posted by Tumbleweed | 12/13/2006
10 Comments:
Thanks Sal!! I love me some kisses!
The car is not truly broke in until there are foot prints on the head liner.
Glad to hear from you.
OMG, that's a great idea. I might have to work on that this weekend.
Hi! I'm hear to touch you!
anonymous,
jiggle those funbags in people's faces for a cool $500 a week! its fun and its easy!!!
oops, i meant to address that to tumbleweed!
welcome back!!!
Sign: I have several request on where!
Jams: I will jiggle my fun bags in your face anytime.....free!
so you finally got rid of that van, huh? about time. hate for you to break down again.
scummy! I miss you. No shit about that breakin down thing!
weed, you need to email me your number again. i seem to have lost it.
damnit.
thanks for the complement on my dancing, weed. it is always nice to hear that you are HOT!
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