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I have decided to just be a comment whore for a while. I'll be around!!

Better late than never!

I’m back…….for today anyway! I finally got some of the canoe trip pictures and wanted to share since this is HNT day. Happy HNT!!
The trip was a blast! Lisa and I didn’t show up Friday until about 11pm because we took the long way. Needless to say everyone was already hammered and I think only 2 people actually remembered we were there the next morning.
Saturday was interesting. There were about 16 of us in our group and 2 per canoe, so Lisa and I had our own. We all started off in a group pretty good and then we found ourselves alone. We did hook onto Crawley for a while since his girlfriend didn’t show and we felt sorry for him. That was an experience in itself. For some reason, it got harder to canoe the more drinking we did. We ended up tipping over 3 times….only 1 of which was our own fault! We spent most of the afternoon kidnapped by a bachelor party of 12….what a pitty. It was so rough being hooked onto a group of several cute horny guys talking about sex for hours. A couple of them had on Joe Dirt mullet wigs….that was hot! By the end of the day we were pretty drunk and ended up going to bed pretty early since everyone else was worn out from Friday….pussies!
Sunday was the best. We hooked 7 canoes together and had a floating party barge. Pearl was right, it was like Mardi Gra on the river. There were boobs, beads and booze. We got some great Jungle Juice from some weird guy and his underage girlfriend he was trying to get drunk and take advantage of. We also got some shooters from some old chic (yes, older than me!). All in all it was a great trip! I hope we get to do it again!
Here are short descriptions of the pictures:
1. Left to right: PBC's sister, PBC, Crawley, C's ass, Bob, me, Anna, and Pearl. This is one of the many pit stops we made.
2. Cindy, Pearl and Anna's back side.....can you tell they have been drinking?
3. Don't know who this is, but her ass was eating her bikini and we all found it amusing!
4. C, Anna and Pearl.
5. Cheese Its are better when you have been drinking.
6. We're Silly!
7. Mr. Crawley....I think he ain't right in the head.
8. Me grabbing Gay Flash's ass.....I think he liked it!
9. Group shot with boobs and a stray lady beside the boobs.
10. Hhhmm men straddling a big log....I find this odd.
11. PBC chillin'. He got a wittle tummy ache.

This blog suck!

I don't even want to post anymore. I think I am totally burnt out! I am going to be at a meeting most of the week, so I am going to take the opportunity to make a clean break for a while. I will post any pictures I got from the canoe trip hopefully on Wednesday. I will also try and visit people when I get time. If you want to chat, you can always e-mail me or instant message me.
HUGS!

Yet another HNT

On our way back from Missouri, Lisa made me buy some cool tinted lip gloss at Victoria Secret. Yes, she made me! They were only 2 for $10, now that's a great deal! They are also flavored, so my lips are chocolatey delicious this morning....wanna taste?

Yea, yea, yea

I know it's cheesy to post a joke on your blog, but I got this one this morning and I just want to say AMEN!

A Horse, A Chicken & the Harley:

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"

I'm back!

I'm in once piece.....mostly. The canoe trip in Missouri was awesome!! I was with a group of the coolest people I have ever met. There ended up being 17 of us total and everyone got along so well. It was amazing to get that many drunk people together and not end up with a ton of drama. I think I got some pictures even though our Saturday trip was a total loss when we took a non waterproof camera and then tipped the canoe. So hopefully Sunday's pics with the water camera turned out better! I will get them developed right away and then tell you all about the trip. Later!

My Fuck You Look.

I couldn't resist popping in to participate in "Fuck You Friday"! I have a little time this morning to kill before I leave on the big canoe trip, so...........

Fuck you...time to kill
Fuck you...to Johnny....just cuz
Fuck you...Scumbag for not putting a hat on your dick so you could go on this trip.
Fuck you...rain, if we get any.
Fuck you....war.
Fuck you...6 hour drive to the party.
Fuck you...lady at the register at Walm-mart for being on the rag and making sure we knew it....cuz your a bitch and I got you in trouble.
Fuck you...to the haters of me....if there were any.
Fuck you...to Shawn and Emma for deserting me(okay, I still love you)
Fuck you...to men that lie.
Fuck you...crazy bitch that called me this morning!
Here's the story on that: My phone rings..
me: Hello
psycho: Megan? Megan who?
me: You called me, who is this?
psycho: I'm Steve's girlfriend and he is fucking around on me and your number was in his phone.
me:(what I wanted to say: Your nuts bitch!) Well, I have only met Steve once.
psycho: Well I asked Amanda and she said it wasn't her (lie!)
me: Sorry, don't know what to tell you.
Truth is....it's Amanda and that psycho is not even dating him, he kicked her to the curb....get over it already!
well, that should about do it for today.

I heart everything else!
Have a great long weekend!!