Not For The Weak!

You want to know what the worst tasting shit on the planet is (that I have tried anyway)? It’s called Puna Noni Juice and it’s from Hawaii. A “so-called” friend of mine got me to try it and then I even bought it (I am the good friend). The product is supposed to be a cure all. I imagine it is the new Caster Oil of the old days. The only benefit I have noticed is that I sleep better, in fact I don’t even think I dream when I am on the stuff. The downfall is you make twice as many trips to the bathroom and have to clean the smell off the walls when you are done. My description of the taste for those of you that are curious: old, cheap, nasty wine after you have thrown it back up in your mouth. Now that is sick!!

Zen Sarcasm: If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

The Aftermath of Turkey Day

Yes, I know I have not blogged in a while. What's a girl to do when there have been no adventures? I want to keep my reader entertained! I drank three of the 5 nights I had off over the break, that was fun. I did have a great blast from the past! One of my High School loves was in town and man did the feelings come rushing back. I would have totally jumped his ass if there would have been time, but he had to head back home too early. The kissing was worth it though, I got all those tingly feelings you get on that special first kiss (again after15 years).

Look, it only took me a month to have my cheesy disposable camera developed from Vegas. Here we are taking the ever-so-popular picture of yourself just before leaving our room to go tear up the town. We really aren't that white, that's just what happens when the flash is 2 inches from your face.


Zen Sarcasm: Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Trivial Shit

I am wearing the most comfortable panties today! I recently went back to wearing thongs after about 5 years of plain Jane undies. I was so sick of panty lines and looking like a Granny when my pants came off (at home alone you perverts). The ones I have on today are a black lace Tanga. For those of you who are not panty connoisseurs. Tanga is named for an area of beautiful islands on the Indian Ocean. The Tanga as far as I can tell is a cross between bikinis and thongs and all the ones I have seen are wider on the hips, kinda like the boy short cut ones. They stay in place and are so fitting and sexy. I love them!! If you know me, you know I am all about comfort (except for my shoes). I will have to buy more now of course. I recommend them to all women and cross dressers out there. Have a great day!

Hugs, T

P.S. That’s not a picture of my ass, unfortunately!

Zen Sarcasm: Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

Inhibitions Lost!

You are never going to believe this! It was Friday night and I was tired and heading to bed when I decided to sit down at the computer and say goodnight to my friends on my IM. I have a new friend named Dawn. She is cute, sweet and funny and also Bi-sexual. We have such a blast talking to each other. I live crazy fantasies through her sometimes, since my sex life is such a drag right now! So, she had gone out that night and had a few drinks and was feeling pretty damn good and rowdy. She was talking about how lucky her husband was going to be in a few minutes and wished I could be there. I told her that would be a great experience and that she should have a webcam. Well, to my surprise, she turned that sucker on and pulled the top of her nighty down and released the girls. I think I was in shock, but it was cool! Like watching porn with people you know in real life. Now this may not be an exciting thing for some of you freaks out there, but it was quite an experience for me. Anyway, Dawn started rubbing herself and next thing I know there is an extra hand in the cam. Her hubby had come into the room and joined her. I figured since I had never talked to him, he would be shy and I wouldn't actually see him. WRONG, that man was not one bit camera shy! He started playing with his wife and next thing I know he is sitting in a chair with an erection the size of the leaning tower. Dawn goes down on him and I am really getting into it. Then they stand up and he bends her over the chair and starts pounding her. The whole time he is doing this he starts typing naughty things to me. It was SO fun!! Finally he said she needed to cum, so he stopped typing and finished her off. Then they said goodnight and they hoped I enjoyed the show. Oh yeah, I enjoyed it so much I forgot to make the popcorn!

Smile! T

Zen Sarcasm: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

The first day of the rest of my life.

I am going to start my blogging career with an explanation behind the concept of the name tumbleweed. Here’s how I look at it…I spent the first portion of my life growing up in the same place and just when I was matured and settled, a big gust of wind (divorce) set me on a course to new unpredictable adventures. I have no idea what my path will be and how many things I will run into, but the ride is sure fun! I would love it if we could share our adventures and insight with each other.

My first adventure as a newly single woman was a trip to Vegas (of course). It was quite a trip! That place is wild and most of the people we met are very open with few inhibitions! It was quite a change from my small town Bible belt Kansas life. I loved it!! We were there for 3.5 days and running on 8 hours of sleep the whole time. I imagine my system would have shut down after a couple more. I have had enough sleep now and I am ready to go back!!

Since I am new at this, let me give you an intro about me:
I am in my mid thirties, which means "the crazy lady who wants to lie in bed with her legs up in the air" hormones have kicked in. We will definitely have to go deeper into that subject soon!

Here are a few of my likes, not in order of priority:
Kissing
Dogs (don’t put those 2 together!)
The smell of markers
Making people smile
Listening to the laugh of my 2 daughters
The feel of dryer lint
The nervous feeling you get when you are attracted to someone and then you say something out of character.
Cheese
The pain in your stomach after laughing too hard
Fresh air
A great cologne

Here are my dislikes:
Smelly people (brush your teeth for goodness sake)
Stupid people! I don’t mean the mentally challenged, they are great by me, you know who I am talking about!!
Bras
Using public restrooms
Mean people

Well, that’s enough for my first day, so let me know where I should go with this. Please be nice!

Later,
T