I'm a slacker!

I took Tuesday off just to be a bum. Yay for me! I am now tired and brain dead....so here goes what's been happenin...
Went out last Friday with Lisa and her sister. We dressed real purdy in skirts and dresses. We were some sexy bitches I have to say. Did a lot of bar hopin and were having a good time. I was the sober driver, so I got to make fun of the other 2....good times. All was great until about midnight when I started getting texted by the man. He was drunk and of course going mental about how I should be there and not with my best friend cuz I can see her anytime, so it ruined the rest of my night. Saturday I drove to his town to do some shopping and then went by to talk to him. I broke it off. I just couldn't handle the drama. So, I went out with a couple of my friends there and ended up having a good time. I stayed sober and danced my ass off. If I did that every weekend, I might actually get my ass in shape. I got asked by a different guy on every song, it was totally crazy. I think it was the shirt I was wearing, it made me look like I had boobs and lots of cleavage, I should have saved it for New Years! Anyway, that’s about it. I don’t have much family, so I had a quiet Christmas with my girls, my mom and my aunt. It was nice and of course my kids got everything they wanted. I think I am gonna look for a guy with siblings so I can marry into a bigger family. They should make a catalog for things like that….you know….a man catalog. Hhhmmmm, maybe that could be my new money making scheme.

Sorry no HNT, I can't find the computer cord for my camera.

Christmas is over!

This is what I asked for...

This is what I got...

Beggers can't be choosers! Happy New Year. I will write as soon as I can!
BTW, I am back to being completely single! YAYYY!

HNT at long last!

I have no idea how I could ever get caught up on here, so I guess I just have to talk about current news on the Weed homefront. Yes, I am still dating the mental patient(let's call him Fred to protect the innocent). It is turning out to be quite interesting. I think I have told you he lives an hour away, so I don't have to deal with him constantly being in my space or coming over. That's the best way to date me anyway.....keep your distance.....he he. I drove up there last Friday night and he was tired, so I went out with the girls. That was a hoot. There was a new bar that opened up and it was a Coyote Ugly wanna be, where the girls danced on the bar to scripted dances. It was very entertaining watching them concentrate hard to remember the moves and not fall off the bar. Come to find out, the lesbians took over this bar. I guess they needed a place to call their own and the owner is a dike. It was good fun! Then we went to the country bar.....good times. There, the 6 of us decided to play a game called "who can get the cutest guy to ask us home with him". Well, of course I was up for the challenge. I probably should have thought the whole boyfriend thing through, but a dare is a dare.....what the hell. It took me all of an hour and he was begging for my phone number.....what a drag, not much of a challenge. Anyway, I left the bar early to head to Fred's place and see if he was done being tired, plus I was horny. Well, I got the "you have been drinking and I care too much about you to have sex" speech. I mean really....who says that anymore? So, I leave without sex, but a warm feeling in my heart (gag). All of a sudden now things have been turned up a notch. I am supposed to commit and he cares so much and blah, blah. If he tells me he loves me this weekend, I will bitch slap him! I'm am so positive....geez what is wrong with me?
Okay, enough on that. I have been a bad girl and not taken any pics in a long time. So, I was playing with my cell phone and took these. How did I get the bubble picture you ask and why was my phone in the bathroom? Well, very carefully....and don't ask! Happy HNT and Merry Christmas everyone!!

Aaachoooo!

I have been home with a sick kid for 2 days. Sorry ya'll, I'll come see you as soon as I can.

"Dumbass" Part One

So, now that I am back in the dating scene, you get to hear man stories. Yippee for you, I know your excited....hold it down. Well, I know everything I am gonna say is gonna sound negative, but come on....it's not like I am dating my future husband. I mean.....everyone needs the rebound guy right. I picked me a good one! We are texting on the phone last night while he was out drinking with his buddies. Things are going along great and of course we are talking about sex and....no just sex. All of a sudden I get a "lose my number and forget about me". Holy hell, where did this come from? Why is it I pick the crazy unstable ones? So after a few more texts and an "I don't want to talk to you in person", I give up and go to bed. Well, this morning everything is supposed to be all normal like nothing happened and he is sorry cuz he was drunk. OMG, what a freak! Good thing he lives an hour away. The relationship just went from me possibly liking him....to it being only about sex now(cuz he is so damn cute).....until his next episode of course. Wow......that's all I can say.

Where am I??

This place seems strange....but familiar somehow. I have been in a fog of work and it's time to clear the air. I miss everyone so much. Let's get back in touch....okay, I just want you to touch me, but either way touching is always good!
I will give you the shortest and least detailed version of what I have been up to that I can. You know how long winded I can be.
So, I did get a new car….YAYY! I got a silver, 2006 PT Cruiser Limited with a moon roof. Okay, so the guys are laughing and the girls are saying “how cute”. It doesn’t matter, I am going to detail that bitch until the guys cum at the sight of her. I also got a hot man in the meantime….but who knows how long that will last. He already wants a commitment after a few weeks….please! My 1 year anniversary of being divorced is in just a few short days. Do you really think I want to start that all over again? I also missed my 1 year blogging anniversary last month, so Happy late anniversary Blogger…..I got you nothing….deal with it!
Let’s see….I quit drinking (for this week) cuz I went out last Saturday night and started at a toy party, then male strippers, then a bar and then puking at home, it’s blurry in between. I should not have started at 6pm with rum and no supper…..idiot! Side note: Strippers were fucking hot!!! That’s rare in these parts. Usually they are short and gross. Anyway, I’m shutting up now so I can visit everybody and see what ya’ll have been up to. Merry Christmas!!