Time for a change!

This whole being fat and old(er) thing has taken it's toll. I am finally fed up with the image that stares me in the mirror each morning! So what do I do? I get all gun-ho and over-do it. What an idiot! Last night after work I went to my daughters basketball practice. As soon as I get there the other 2 coaches decide we need to split up and scrimmage. Shit, I ran my ass off. Then I went to the gym and took a class called zoomba. It's like going to a club and dancing some major hip-hop and salsa combined. I was a sweaty mess when I left there. THEN, I played 3 games of volleyball about 9pm before crawling into a hot bath. I woke up a hurtin unit today! I took a walk this morning, so I am feeling better, but tonight is going to be a rest night. I am gonna take it easy on the weights Wednesday and hit it hard on Thursday again before going out of town....where I know I won't do shit but drink. Athough I have promised my daughter ice skating....that is exercise right? I will prolly come home with a broken something or other....but hey, at least I will have something to blog about!

Happy Kansas Day!

Yea, I know that doesn't mean shit to most of you, but we here in Kansas.......well, okay it doesn't mean shit to us either, unless you are in grade school. So, here is my 7 year old, Emma....very excited about being Dorothy for Kansas Day at school. She is so damn gorgeous!! If you don't know who Dorothy is....crawl out from under your rock, cuz I'm not tellin ya. I don't get the day off, so it's not a real holiday.

It was a good weekend. Mostly cleaned and did kid stuff and that was fine by me. I went to a Freshman basketball game Friday night and sat with my friend who is the cheerleading coach and we made fun of her little freshman girls....okay, not nice, but they are little bitches. My 12 year old and 2 of her friends got on their Panther gear and went to support the basketball team. My daughter Sierra is in the middle with the WHAT on her forehead(it could say worse...so I'm not complaining). It really was a good game, our boys won 39 to 37. Aside from that excitement, it was just another weekend.

Have a Happy Monday and a good week, who knows when I will be back!

The weekend is really here?

I know it's only the Friday of this weekend...but damn, I'm totally getting excited about the weekend after! Why, you ask? Well, #1 it's superbowl weekend. #2 I am going to KC fuckers! I will be hanging and drinking with several members of the old Wedding Party. Remember them? of course you do....the fowl mouthed, obscene, devient, wild, drunk bunch from back in the day! There will be mayhem to be enjoyed by all. The only hitch is that I have decided to take my 12 year old. I asked her to go thinking that she would opt to stay with her dad, but please....I'm way more fun anyway. It will be good for us to have some alone time together anyway. Pretty soon, I won't be cool anymore (yea right) and she won't have anything to do with me. So, we are going to plan some fun things while in the big city. I am thinking ice skating and a dinner theatre would be fun. I can't really take her to the bars yet....even though she is taller than Annabell(sorry....love you!). I have never drank in front of my kids, so she will prolly stay with my birth dad while festivities are ensuing. On the other hand, it might be good for her to see what drunkin idiots act like...hhhmmm...no. All in all, it should be great fun!!
Have a lovely weekend.....bitches!

TMI Tuesday

I had a great weekend....what about you? Since this is my journal, it's about me, so I will go first! I headed out of town against my better judgment cuz the roads were crappy....but I didn't want a night alone with BOB. I had a double date with my new man Dom and my friend Liz and her boy Chris. We were going to do a movie and all that usual date shit, but since it was nasty outside, we went to Chris’s and played poker and drank beer. Chris and Dom live in the same building (convenient)! After we got tired of cards and we had a good buzz going, Liz pulled out Nina Hartley’s instructional porn on female ejaculation. It was the funniest shit ever! My gut still hurts from laughing so hard. We just slipped in a lot of our own dialogue and laughed when Nina would taste the girls squirting and say “It’s not pee”. It was fucking hilarious!! I stayed as long as I could on Sunday and we got along great. He is one of the sexiest guys I have dated in a long time. I might try and keep him around. He has only been divorced for under a year, so I doubt we will go very far…..but I think what I can get out of it will be worth the experience!!

Almost the weekend!

It was a pretty damn uneventful week. Whew! I have a date Saturday night and I am totally stoked....we talked on the phone for almost 2 hours last night....my ear is still numb. Hopefully I can report on Monday that it went well.....or I killed him....either way, pure entertainment!

I came across this game and had to link it, it's the funniest shit ever! I had the chick humping every ball she landed on....good times!

HALF NAKED BITCH FALLING

Have a great weekend ya'll and FUCK YOU FRIDAY!

Halfway

At least this work week is half over! I really have not accomplished anything this week. Oh, I did run the new dishwasher....whoopiteedo. I also ran my daughters basketball practice Monday. We have a great group of girls.....except for 1 and she only shows up on game days and she sucks really bad. I feel sorry for her cuz she is as thick as a shoe string and always has clothes on 3 sizes to big. Her hair is always dirty and you can't touch her to pat her on the back for a good job. Makes me wonder what her home life is like....argh! Anyway, that's about it....really, what a drag. I am battling with the 7 year old about going to bed and getting up in the morning...she doesn't want to do either. It sucks, cuz now I am going to have to punish her if she keeps it up, I won't argue anymore. I sprayed her down with the squirt bottle this morning. She has her Dad's temper, so that was fun and made for a cheerful morning. Hope everyone has a great hump day!!

It's not a holiday!

I am working...so screw all of you that have the day off. That was a sweet opener, eh?
I had a great weekend! Is that better? I really did too. I got tanked 2 nights and didn't wake up with a hang-over. I think I am almost ready for the Superbowl, but I might need to train up a bit for one more weekend.
My car is actually running okay so far. I can't get it in the shop til the 26th. I took it out of town and partied at the bar on Friday night. I had a blast and danced with my bad knee anyway...no pain after a few drinks. Psycho Fred was at the bar, so I pretty much avoided him til the end of the night when he asked me to go home with him...well, I figure once you have been there...what the hell. Yes, I know....whore! You would have done it too! BTW, the pillow thing worked...for those of you that pay attention.
Saturday was way different. My friend Steph woke me up from a much needed nap(bitch) so we could go out in the country and get ready for the party. Her best friend Shannon was having a barn party for her husband's birthday. It was a lot of fun, but there was a wood burning stove that made it about a million degrees in there. When I would go outside to pee, I swear there was steam coming off my hot ass! By about 11, I had kicked everyone's ass in Ping Pong and had all that I could handle from the heat and cold and a strange guy named Eddy that followed me around all night. I headed to the bar for a break. When I got there I found Steph's husband there with his buddy. They had left the party early to go to the strip club and were in big trouble....so we all just got drunk together to forget about it. No, I was not being a bad friend, Steph did not want to leave the party! Anyway, it was fun and we got back there about 2am and partied til 5am. The crazy thing was that I woke up in Shannon's little boys play room in a bed about 4 inches from the ceiling. How I got my fat, hurt ass up there, I have no idea, but I debated whether to get down to go to the bathroom, or just pee the bed and blame the boy....I did choose option 1!
On Sunday before I headed home I got a call from the guy I met on New Years. I really had not planned on hearing from him....and was a little scared cuz I couldn't really remember what he looked like...ugh! He asked me over to watch some football with him and his buddy, so I figured it couldn't hurt anything. When I got there he was standing in the laundry room and DAMN....he was cute. He had a wife beater on and looked like a sexy bad boy. I need to totally market my beer goggles, they work great!
There were lots of pictures taken Saturday night, so when I get them I will try and post some...if they are G rated.

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day!!

This bleep bleeping day sucks!!

I wrecked my new car! Yep, leave it to me to take my first new expensive thing and tear it up. I'm like a little kid....I should not have nice things, ugh! Anyway, I was taking my daughter home from school and a car came out of nowhere (that's always the excuse) and slammed into me in the intersection. Then the fucker took off....so yes, it's a hit and run too. You will never guess who was driving it.....bingo....scumbag got it right, it was a mexican. Chingow!
I am hoping that helps me with the insurance company. My 12 year old was in the passenger seat and is not hurt in the least....my kids ALWAY wear their seat belts. I am fine too, I smacked my knee on the bottom of the dash, but I will live.....just have to stay off my knees this weekend.....damn! If I wasn't 8 fucking feet tall in a sardine can, this would not have been an issue. "Big girl in a little car" sing it with me Tommy Boy! I dropped it at the shop this morning and they are going to look at it to make sure it is drivable. I will look pretty ghetto for a while, but at least I can still get where I need to go.
~Peace out

UPDATE: They found the mexican lady that hit me, she now has a ticket. She does not have a license, but does have an insurance card......if it's valid...who knows?

Hump Day!

Well, we are halfway to the weekend! Last weekend was fun, but I am totally hoping for a better one this coming weekend. I met a new friend in Salina through my friend Steph, the last couple times I have been there. She is nice and I told her she should come to my town sometime. She said "Sure how about next weekend". Holy shit, who does that? So, of course I would have felt bad if I told her I just pulled that outta my ass. I had my girls for the weekend, so she showed up Friday and we just hung out. On Saturday night, I took my girls to my Mom's for the night so K and I could go out. Lisa came over and brought vodka. I was just so damn excited she finally had a night off. Lisa and I don’t get much time together, so I get all giddy when I see her! We made a few drinks and K was already acting goofy. She has a major obsession with her phone and it started to irritate me. Why go out of town to visit people if you are going to text and call everyone from home the whole time.....it was just weird. There is a little behind this...She had weight loss surgery and has lost 115 pounds, so she is starting a new life and getting attention from guys for the first time......so she does need some friends that can help her with her "game". I have decided that will be my roll. I love fixing people up and making them happy. It's like having a live Barbie. Anyway, the night was fun...I ended up sitting her at a table with a friend cuz she was too drunk to do anything else and refused to leave. By the end of the night K felt a little better and had managed to get a guy interested. He took her back to my house and stayed...ugh. Oh well, at least she is exploring her new found sexuality!

Yay for Fridays!!

Today is a much better day....although I am sad about the Wedding Party blog...damn! Scum......I will be calling you!

So, I guess I missed the whole New Year's Eve post, but that's okay....I can give you the condensed version. The picture is me and Steph.....my party buddy.
5-5:30pm drank a botttle of champaigne at Steph's and started on another one.....I thought I better slow down so I switched to Peach schnapps until we went to supper.
7-8:30pm Ate at a great Italian spot and took it easy so I wouldn't be too full. Did put down some bread though (good thinkin'!)
8:30-10:00pm bar hopped and then went to a friends....drank 2 rum/cokes and a red bull vodka....see, I'm pacing myself.
10:00-2:00am Danced, drank (7 rum/cokes, another red bull vodka, and 4 shots), still pacing myself. Kissed 5 guys and 2 girls at midnight......no tongue! Okay, a lil' tongue with one of the guys!
2:00-4:00am Party on and Breakfast at Steph's house....good times
4:00-5:00am No way your gettin details on this hour! Happy New Year!

I am trying something new here. This is my first ever short video. I know it is dark, sorry about that, but I had to start somewhere. It is my dog Sabrina opening a Christams present from my mom....yea, my mom does weird shit like that. Notice Sabrina head butt the cat away from her gift and also no laughing at my scroungy looking kids.



So, I hope you all have a great weekend and I will talk to ya soon!

WHY?

My plan was to write a happy post about New Years and all things good in life, but this week has kept going down hill each day. The first bummer was the fact that I didn't get the job I applied for. I decided I should not be upset cuz it came down to me and another guy and he had WAY more experience and qualifications than I did and I did get complimented immensely on my resume.....still, I could have used a bump in pay. I always figure things happen for a reason, so I'm not dwelling on it. Moving on.....Aunt Flo came to visit...TMI....hate that! Then, this morning one of the girls that works for my company came in and asked if I had heard what happened at the house across from my childhood home. I was like "huh"? She said that the guy that lived across the street got drunk and hit a pedestrian and then went home. When the police got to his house, he pulled a gun and shot one of the cops and they shot back, but they are doing an investigation and he may have turned his gun on himself. The pedestrian is fine, the cop had new bullet armor on so he is fine.....the shooter is dead. You may be wondering why all of this is relevant. Well, the shooter happens to be a kid close to my heart. As some of you know.....I used to lifeguard and teach swim instruction for about 7 years. This kid(little Jim Bob) was one of my poolies. That's what I called the kids that were there everyday, all day and did whatever it took to get my attention. I just loved all of them.....they were ususally the kids that got in trouble and had to sit by my chair and also usually had a crappy home life. Jim Bob had a really rough home life. He lived with just his Dad who was a raging alcoholic and would smack him around a bit when he felt the need. He was about 10 the first year I met him. I followed what was going on with him a little as the years went by and he got himself into trouble quite a bit with drugs and fighting and stuff, but the last few years he had really made a turn around. He got married to a beautiful sweet girl and they had a set of boy/girl twins. The little boy is a total mini me of Jim Bob....so cute!! Well, the saddest thing in the whole deal is the fact that his twins are only 2 years old and they will never know him and his wife has to raise them on her own. Wow, that is depressing as hell.
On a good note....someone just walked by and asked if I had lost weight...oh happy day. I promise to make my next post more readable! Take care and hug your kids if you got em!!

Happy New Year!

Good morning you tired bitches! I finally had an awesome new year night!! That's the first in a really long time. I hope it is a sign of good things to cum....heh! Anyway, I'm not awake and have payroll to do, so I will post soon....and maybe have a picture of my friend and I....before we were toasted!