HNT by request

A sweet man asked me if I would post another foot picture. I am not sure what kinds of pictures you foot folks like to see, so I am always up for HNT suggestions!

Happy Half Naked Thursday peeps!

Tribute to Monkey!

Barrel of Monkey












Haiku Tribute

Monkey likes cute clothes
Monkey likes to throw his poo
I will miss Monkey!

Song Tributes

"Ah Monkey you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind…hey Monkey!"

"Monkey for nothing and your chicks for free!"

"She works hard for the monkey
so hard for it honey
she works hard for the monkey
so you better treat her right"

"Yeah, Cheeky Monkey! Cheeky Monkey!
Do you know, I'm right!
Do ya wanna fight?
I'll stay up all nightJust forget the time
Any time I want to
Any place I need toI'll be thereYeah, I'll be alright..."

(MY FAVORITE)
"Brass Monkey, that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey"

"One for the Monkey, two for the show, three to get ready now Monkey’s gonna go." *tear*

A Story Dear to my Heart…

When I first met Monkey I was under the impression he was a girl. When I told him that, he went ape shit on me. He threw poo and called me names. I felt soooo bad! You know that feeling you get when you go into a store and you see a cute baby and you tell the mom her little girl is so cute and she gets all offended and says “He’s a boy”! Well, that’s how I felt. As soon as Monkey told me he had a hoo-hah, I completely understood…..well after I found out what a hoo-hah was. Anyway, Monkey is the most handsome, funny, sweet Monkey on the planet and he is going to be missed dearly. His travel stories and movies were loved around the world. Monkey, if you read this please reincarnate yourself!!





Visit Monkey and also visit Jiggs to find more tributes!

The Next American Idol

Chris Daughtry is the hottest thing since the invention of the vibrator. He makes me wet just walking out on stage. I have no idea why he affects me like that, but damn he better win!! Since he is married and all, I won’t stalk him, but I will just lust after him until he gets voted off.

I think it might be time to start dating, It probably isn't normal to get that worked up over someone on TV. Geez, get a life Megan!!

Can you say "soft focus"?

Why is it that ugly couples are always the most difficult to work with when taking their pictures? I shot a wedding this weekend and I am telling you they were so picky about every little thing and every shot done. The mother of the bride was a total control freak. I had to take a picture of every arrangement every single person at the wedding could come up with. I would have loved to tell them that I was not a miracle worker and that all the filters in the world would not help. Okay, I know I sound like a total bitch, but it really wasn’t because of the way they looked, it was their attitude. They called me a month ahead of time, didn’t get me the deposit until a week before the wedding and I didn’t even know what church I was going to until the day before. I’m telling you, if you love photography, do not go into wedding photography, it is a whole new ballgame. Yea, there is the reward of making people happy, but the stress that goes with it is a killer. I had a wedding last October that was the greatest ever and made my job completely worth it. They were the sweetest, most easy going couple I have ever worked with. Their families were both wonderful and the pictures turned out beautiful. I am shooting their best friends in July and actually looking forward to it. Maybe I should just start saying no to the difficult people!

That’s just not right!

Yes, that is my dog humping my cat! It’s not really a half naked Thursday picture, but more of a half exposed picture. Give me a break, I took a day off work! Here is the story behind it. When Sabrina the dog was about 3 months old we got a male Schnauzer for her to play with. Well, the only kind of play he knew was to spend his time trying to hump her. We ended up selling him needless to say. So, my theory is that Sabrina thinks that is how you are supposed to play. The cat takes it for about 10 seconds and then runs. They are actually pretty good buddies and do spend time in normal wrestling play, but that’s not as fun to take a picture of. I guess the moral of the story is that inter-species lesbians can have a good relationship, no matter how warped it is!

Is it worth it?

I am on a mission to make a life change and it is kicking my ass! My whole body aches and I feel older than when I started. I am back at the gym on a regular basis. So many people seemed surprised to see me there, hhmmm, I wonder why that is? Anyway, I think I set my goal a little high and over did it. Every muscle in my body aches. Now I can’t stop or my hard work will be for nothing. I think I figured I could just walk in and work-out like I had kept in shape the last few years. Boy was I wrong! 15 minutes on the elliptical and I needed a beach towel to dry off. Yes, I know that is a sexy thought, but seriously it’s crazy. I swam a few laps in the pool on Sunday and I was totally winded. When did swimming become hard work? As long as I have lost at least half my ass by mid-summer, I will keep working hard, but if it does not pay off soon, I am going back to being a couch potato….much easier!

Friday at last!

I was strolling through blogland yesterday and came across a link to a site that lets you build your own South Park character. I have done some cool things in Flash, but this chic is awesome. I am sorry for not giving props to the blog I got the link from, I just can’t remember who it was. Anyway, I thought I would show my St. Patty spirit by wearing green today. Below that is the everyday South Park me. Thinking about making her a permanent addition to the blog.












Happy Saint Patrick’s Day everyone!!!

We have a winner!

Congrats to Spinning Girl on guessing the topic of my poem! It was Toilet Paper. Now go read the poem and it will be much more funny.

Happy HNT to you all. This is a picture of me daydreaming at work when I am supposed to be working. Go Figure!

My Artsy Side II

If you read my first poem on February 13th, you will know where I am going with this. Your job is to figure out who I am talking about. I hope I didn't make it too easy this time. Good luck!

You have been there my whole life.
Always waiting, so soft, so tender
You have become a necessity in my life.
When you are gone I am a mess.
You give and give without taking.
Even though we have never spoken
You are always there for me.
You will be in my life forever.

A Haiku

My job really sucks.
I stare at my screen all day.
I need to get laid!

I hope that will hold ya until I am done with a poem.

Dazed

Do you ever get that feeling that you are completely alone in the world? You walk around in a sort of fog…. It feels like everyone is staring through you but you don’t really care…. You can’t focus on any one thing in particular….. Nothing in your mind is very clear….Noises all run together….You can be in a room full of people and not feel connected to anyone?

Well, that’s not me, but I was just wondering.

Have a fabulous weekend!

See ya later alligator

I just got 3 websites and 2 brochures dumped on me and one of the websites I will have to be designing at home in the evenings. Needless to say, I will not have much time to blog this week. I am very sorry and hope ya'll don't completely abandoned me. I will truely miss you. Kisses!!

WTF?

Yesterday evening I took my little dog to the small lake/park we have here in town. We strolled down to the dock and walked out to the end. I looked across the water and noticed some moving lights. I studied them a little harder and realized it was 2 grown men having a sword fight with fake light sabers from Star Wars. They made real laser sounds when they hit each other and these guys were really into it. One of them was even wearing a black hoody. I wish I would have had my camera. Am I the only one that finds this queer??

It's HNT Day Again!

The New Me!

I thought it would be higher. I must try harder to take over the world!

You Are 60% Evil

I am evil, but haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - I am on my way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?