Sorry!

I will probably be taking my blog down soon. I'm just too busy lately and not feelin' it. I really miss everyone!!

Big changes

I have been away for a few days. I am now moved into a new office and away from most of the stupid people I had to deal with. YAYYYY! I am also test driving new vehicles....so hopefuly I will be able to get my ass into one of those without having to give up my first born. I can't believe how expensive that shit is. Anyway, sorry for the absence, maybe I will get time to make house calls today and see what you all have been up to.

Sporadic HNT

Happy HNT! I am calling this my "Blue Faze". I guess it's for all you Star Trek and Star Wars fetish freaks that like those freaky blue alien women. Or for those of you who fuck dead people....they turn blue don't they? Anyway, it's so damn cold here....they just may turn blue on their own.

Not your drama...

Things in my town were very steamy yesterday and I think at least 30% of our white trash population showed up at for a meeting of several of the City officials to discuss a possible smoking ban for the entire town. It was hilarious to hear what those dumb fucks had to say! It was not necesarily the point they were trying to make, but how they went about it. I think they thought if they acted tough and redneck that they would bully the officials into voting against it. One really hairy, scroungy guy with his fat wife in a 1980's see-through t-shirt said "Maybe I will light up in here, what are they gonna do about it" as he was leaving. I'm not a violent person, but don't think I wouldn't slap a cigarette out of someones mouth that lights up right in front of me in a business that they have no smoking posted all over in! I hate attitudes like that. I am a non-smoker (because smokers smell bad) so I actually don't really give a shit which way this thing goes, but I do believe the business owner should have the right to decide if he wants to allow people to smoke in his establishment.....at least until smoking is outlawed. People have thier own choice as to whether they want to frequent that place of business.

Oh yea!

I followed through! I did all the things that I have been missing out on lately. I went out and got completely hammered. I was crude, blunt and bold and I even got laid. Yay for me....I am no longer the tense, edgy bitch I have been the past few weeks. That's really all you get for details....so there! Have a great Monday!!

Gone soft?

It's Friday....and you know what that means? FUCK YOU! Yea, you heard me right! I was accused of going soft this morning, so I started thinking......."Megan, have you gone soft you sexy bitch"? All the activities of the past month went flying through my head and I realized….SHIT, you are. I have barely been going out…..I haven’t had any stray sex....I can't remember the last time I was just totally incoherent hammered......and I even find myself being nice to stupid guys that give me stupid ass pick-up lines at the bar. Fuck that! I am going back to my old ways.
Here’s the deal….if you have a problem with me or don’t, but just want some classy hillbilly, racial tongue lashing…bring it to the Wedding Party. If you want to hear about my droll life and my kids, stay here and we can talk about life and love and all that BS. Have a nice fucking weekend!!

Where did the time go?

From this!


To this?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY! Yea, she’s not much of a baby anymore, but I can still take her. I had to play suzie homemaker last night and make brownies for her class so she could be the one bringing the best treat of the year. Yes, I can bake….don’t tell anyone!! She is a big 12 today…ugh. That means teenager just around the corner. I already have to deal with the hormone changes and total mood swing freakiness (only once in a while). Why is it that I can’t remember being that way…..oh shit, it was just yesterday.
You know what the worst part of the whole growing up thing is? Feminine products are fucking expensive!

I'm movin' to Texas!

Okay, not really....but I went out Friday night and my frinds and I hung out with 3 texans that are here for a few months working on something gas related. As you can see I got no details of their jobs(cuz I don't care!). Anyway, the good part was that they could dance well and they said that texans always pay for the ladies drinks. Wow! and I thought Texas only raised guys like Johnny Menace. I think I better re-evaluate the whole state!

I know I have sucked at blogging lately, but with all the activities the girls and I have, I am never sure if I am coming or going. If you are looking for me at night, here is where I will be...
Monday: 2 hours volleyball, Tuesday: dance lessons, Wednesday: choir & gymnastics, Thursday: Volleyball and finally Friday we usually have extra kids over. Ugh!

If your looking for me in the daytime. I just might be HERE!

See, now you can't accuse me of hiding....I'm always around somewhere.